WANTED:

Single White Female
Over the age of 75
Independantly Wealthy
Giving in nature
Partially Blind
Hot Granddaughter 19-25

No other surviving relatives

Please email: pimpy@401kalternative.org

Ugh....

Women.... WTF?

Explain to me why I want the crazy ones.....

Applesauce

Mmmmm... Applesauce.

Pimpy's Stable

Yo...

Why do you call where you park your car a driveway, and where you drive your car a parkway?

I really wanna know.